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FAQ's

Where are you located?

Bald and proud, 100% made in the USA.

Our shirts are printed right here at home — Florida and Texas represent — because great heads deserve great threads.

Do you ship internationally?

Right now we're keeping it USA-only!

We ship anywhere in the United States, but we're not quite ready to go global yet. Hang tight — international shipping might be coming down the road. In the meantime, check out our shipping policy for the details on rates and delivery times.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

Soft. Sturdy. Skin-friendly. Basically the opposite of your head. Every tee is made from top-notch materials that feel like a hug and hold up like a champ — comfy enough to lounge in, tough enough to actually live in. Exact fabrics vary by style, so peek at the product page for the nitty-gritty.

Free Shipping

On all orders over $75

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Sustainable Materials

Eco-friendly, plant-based, and recycled fabrics

Easy 30-Day Returns

Hassle-free returns for peace of mind